- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Doorbell salesman.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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