- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Hi my name is Jim

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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