How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A ginger was with his friends

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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