what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Snarf Nuggets

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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