Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Gay's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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I hate blackniggers

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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