You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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*insert joke here*

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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