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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Woman's rights

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

I enjoy anal.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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