Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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