Where do babies come from? My garage

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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I was born.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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