Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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