A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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