Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Knock knock. Come in.

Women's rights.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Kathy Griffin.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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