- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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