- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Hi? No!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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