Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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