Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Stop being a centipede

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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19th amendment

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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