- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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