How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Snooki

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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