If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Republicans

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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