what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

do you want to hear a joke?

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Woman's rights.

The 13th Amendment...

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

knock knock come in

brainfart

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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