- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Vagina ass.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

The 13th Amendment...

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

knock knock come in

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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