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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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