What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Worst joke ever

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down +7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's up brah brah

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops