- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

i dont like attention whores lol

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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