A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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