- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Knock, knock. answers door

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

poo

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

I ponder

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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