- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

*you're

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Republicans

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Yo mamas so fat

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

I like pom

What's worse than eating cows. Death

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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