How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Gay's rights

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Girls

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what do u call a black man a black man

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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