- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

girls basketball

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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