What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Fiats

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Anti Joke

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