- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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