A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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your father died

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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WNBA

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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