- Anti Joke

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.