How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Men, get on the boat.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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