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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Vagina ass.