LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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*you're

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Republicans

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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