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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Vagina ass.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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