- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

you just contradicted yourself.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How did th-A fridge.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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