girls basketball

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

what time is it? 3:16

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