hey bill!

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

matty russel are you on here

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what time is it? 3:16

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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