Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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feces

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Stop being a centipede

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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