What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Gorden Brown.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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My tractor broke down.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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