When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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