- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

hi to the world fromthe world

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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