Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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fack me!

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PENIS

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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