Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Guess what? The Game.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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penis hehehehe

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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