- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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