- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

womens rights to vote

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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