Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Stop being a centipede

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