Zach Barlow

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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