- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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