What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Stop being a centipede

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

19th amendment

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

how now brown cow. WTF.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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