Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What is cold? Winter

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Punch line.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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