what's worst than being gay? being black

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

when debbie meets downer

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Well educated black man.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Lil Wayne

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

God is real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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