- Anti Joke

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

hi will

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles