What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Two english guys meet at work

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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a ginger has a soul

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Dogs in my home.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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