A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Bloody kids ...

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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girls lacrosse

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