What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

you just contradicted yourself.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

fack me!

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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