- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Minecraft.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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