Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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hello

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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