- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Women.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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