Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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