- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

milly, milly, milly, cat

THIS IS an anti-joke.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

rishi is gay (coventry england)

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