- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

womens rights to vote

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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