- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Jews

Your Mom.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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