why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Drunk irish man

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

You know what is not cool? Fire.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Snooki

heat!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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