Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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