- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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