Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Girls

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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