- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

bitches be crafty.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

hi

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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