- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Cows go moo.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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