- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

2 women were sitting quietly

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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