a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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