- Anti Joke

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit