Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Stop being a centipede

19th amendment

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

how now brown cow. WTF.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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