there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Dylan is a person

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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