I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

bitches be crafty.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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