girls lacrosse

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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your father died

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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