- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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