- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

q

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Colby Michael Schluter

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

The Game.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Stop being a centipede

Matt is not funny.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??