Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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